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I am a cis white male. My name is Matthew. This has pretty much become a supernatural and snk blog but I will occasionally post stuff from other fandoms. Feel free to talk to me about whatever you like.


“who could scroll past this” me




But what if the princess was in the tower because she was the dragon?

Like the queen gives birth and oops it’s this adorable little scaley lizard with tiny wings that she can never quite seem to fold right

None of the King’s advisors or doctors can explain it, no one can remember anyone who might have cursed the royal family, plus sire she’s clearly yours still I mean look at those eyes

They just kind of accept it and keep her in a tower so no one tries to slay her

The queen or castle servants reading bedtime stories to the toddler princess, who’s made a nest of her favorite toys and some jewelery she stole off her mother, and when she laughs little puffs of smoke come out of her mouth

The king being so proud when she flies across the room for the first time

And once the princess comes of age, confused knights breaking into the tower to find a twenty foot long dragon sitting at the vanity getting her horns polished by her handmaidens

and the “kidnapped” princess is her girlfriend?

The human princess turning round huffily as the knights break in and going “for God’s sake Sebastian I want to be here, that’s my horse tied up outside,” and staring at them until they look at the floor ashamed.


my heart says yes but my mom says no


mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD


When U feature Nicki Minaj on ya song and realize how borin ur verse sound in comparisonimage


Summer lovin’, had me a blast…


Summer lovin’, had me a blast…



If Beyonce was a superhero, who would she be



(Source: miraguey)


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